The rundown
Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)
It shares its release window with The End of Oak Street, so expect the two fanbases to be reacting side by side.
Garchaster's Cornblade opens in theaters on August 16, 2026.
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In Theaters · August 16, 2026
Garchaster's Cornblade
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NR
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
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The Trailer
The Garchaster's Cornblade trailer, ready when you are
Dropped July 25, 2026
Who’s making it
The history behind Garchaster's Cornblade
Direction comes from Kasper Meltedhair. The finished film runs 1 hour 49 minutes. It carries a NR rating in the US.
Who’s on the poster
Who you’ll see in the trailer
The cast is fronted by Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair and Donald Farmer. Lyndsie Jane Earle plays Stone.
Lyndsie Jane Earle
as Stone
Kasper Meltedhair
as Tarsia
Donald Farmer
as Donald Farmer
Brewce Longo
as Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Andy Heck Boyd
as Gorgas Mordpan
Carrie Phillips
as Ozra
Matt Minter
as Scary Fairy Ta
X Menzak
as Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
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When does Garchaster's Cornblade come out?
Garchaster's Cornblade is scheduled to open in US theaters on August 16, 2026. Dates can shift, so check back for updates.
Who stars in Garchaster's Cornblade?
Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Donald Farmer, Brewce Longo and Andy Heck Boyd lead the cast, directed by Kasper Meltedhair.
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